I swear I'm not making this blog only about crappy parkers (though I easily could), but here we have how a [most likely] blue-haired old woman ambled her Buick into the spot:

And clearly we have retribution from others:
No, I am NOT resposible for this spit or the nice door ding. The title of this blog is "People who deserve a beat down," not "Buicks that deserve a beat down." The vengeance, though really funny, should have been taken out on the car owner. The car is innocent, it is merely a means for the owner's stupidity to manifest itself.