To every person who has created a reason for legally labeling something obvious, I seriously wish upon you great harm. I'm talking about the person who caused us to have coffee labled "warning, coffee is hot." Other great examples include one I saw in a recent catalog where there was an ad for a vertical garage bicycle rack. It's got, in small print, "bicycles not included." Anyone thinking they were included for the low-low price of $39.95 is an saphead, deserving of a swift kick of brainpower to the base of their skull.