Thursday, August 25, 2005


There are flashing lights. There is a loud siren. Why the hell won't people get out of the way of an emergency vehicle? Today I watched as car after car after car wouldn't move out of the way of an ambulance. What if their grandmother was in that vehicle? And a firetruck--what if it's on the way to their house? I cannot unravel the riddle that is the intellect that cannot understand how to relinquish control of the lane for the 9 seconds it takes the emergency vehicle to pass. I think the next bungle-brain who doesn't pull over should be drug by his hair from a moving car, beaten into a primordial pile of flesh, then thrown into the back of an emergency-room bound ambulance for help, only to wait for traffic himself.


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