Saturday, August 20, 2005

If you're a man and you've spent a quarter of a million dollars (no kidding!) to have various types of plastic surgery, you deserve to have your pec implants removed with a can opener and the implants used to smack you on your plastic head repeatedly. Then you should have the rest of your fakeness melted in a nearby microwave oven and reshaped into lawn furniture. I seriously think this is an appetite suppressant.

How would you like a brand new Cadillac Escalade?