Boy, wifey and I are spending a couple of days at the family cabin. In our recreation, we get exposed to other people and their family management "procedures." One particularly annoying mom at the next-door cabin is coaching her 5-year-old on the use of the little rowboat with the moronic phrase "Devon (nice trendy name), that's NOT proper kayak proceeeeedure!" as the boy learns his way. Hey lady, shutup before I clock you with a paddle.