Wednesday, July 13, 2005

I'm travelling westbound. The accident was in the eastbound lane. It's a separated freeway. If you're the gawking monkey who first slowed down in front of me to take a look at the opposite lane accident and then created this slowed traffic accordion, I'd like to catch up with you and force your vehicle off the road at high speed, sending you careening directly into a telephone pole. Then, when another gawker slows down to take a look at you, I'd like to give him a beatdown too.