The "push it" parker: When you enter a parking lot that's really full at the front but empty in the back, there's always that bastard that parks his car on the outside of the clearly marked lines. Hopefully, this moron is going to entice others to create another row. The byproduct, of course, is that everyone else is going to have a bear of a time getting in and out of the parking lot because the access lanes have now gotten a car width smaller. I wish, oh do I wish, I had a nice ball peen hammer to create a whole MESS of door dings, then this moron could come out and get a door ding on his head, too.