Yesterday wifey reported to me this wonderful beatdown. She's standing in line at the grocery store (where stupid people go to replentish their Frito and 7up supply), and the person in front of her gets done running a cart load of groceries through the checkout. This moron then pulls out his ATM Check Card to pay. Not only is it unsigned, but it's still got the activation sticker on it. This halfwit is trying to pay for all this stuff with an unactivated card. Of course Mr. Dolt has no other alternative methods of payment, and he suggests he run out to his car for his cell phone to activate it. As he's fumbling around, even the checkout clerk mentions to my wife the guy must be retarded. Stupid people shouldn't breed, therefore this numbskull and both of his parents need a beatdown.