Sunday, March 06, 2005

To the pimply faced idiot 16 year old at Circuit City this weekend, I offer you a smooth open ended beatdown. When I ask "do you have the iPod Shuffle in stock?" I didn't mean "I'm an idiot and really need to be taught how a flash mp3 player works and should be sold some out of date thing from some other company." I so hate shopping at brick and mortar stores. I assure you, Chachi, that I know far more about portable music players than you do. I was downloading MPEG2 audio bootlegs off the internet before you were done listening to your Barney tapes in the back of your mom's Taurus.