Sunday, March 13, 2005

If you are a member of a warehouse shopping club (Sam's Club, Costco, etc.) and you get a whole cart of crap onto the conveyor belt for final purchase, have 10 people in line behind you, and you ask the clerk "do I have to have my card or can you just look up my membership number" you deserve to be kicked with cowboy boots repeatedly in the left side of your head.