The Minneapolis Star Tribune newspaper deserves a beatdown. Anyone who lives in the Twin Cities metro area will agree they call like a stalking ex-girlfriend when it comes time to pimp the paper. Natch. That's worthy of a beatdown. But the mutha-of-all "you freakin idiots!" comes this Thanksgiving weekend, when they delivered a free and definitely unwanted Thanksgiving newspaper. This sat, while I was out of town, for 4 days indicating to all my neighbors and anyone walking by that I was out of town. Thanks for helping my home security, Star Tribune. Asswipes.