AAARRGH! It's that time of the year again. The April issues of magazines, where every "creative" moron who edits the magazine thinks it's fun to stretch April Fool's Day jokes into fake articles and fake product announcments. This isn't original. Stop it, now. I didn't buy your magazine to hear about made up crap. Go back into your hole and write that stupid little paperback novel you've been laboring on for years, journalism is no place for this misplaced creativity. Beat down!