Thursday, January 08, 2004

To the funnly looking little white boy with the sideway cap and goofy hardcore hip-hop walk who jaywalked in front of me then proceeded to flip me off three times yesterday in an affluent suburb, I bequeath not a beatdown, but lots of universal karma. I hope your life is filled with the kind of joy it most certainly will be with your general attitude that the world owes you something. You are a weak little person, and putting on this charade of being "hardcore" and a "gangsta" is a fantasy created by poor upbringing and too much MTV time. Wake up you miniscule worm. I truly hope the crack addiction takes place soon.