The MEGA-BEATDOWN: It's cold, darn cold. However this does not give someone the right to smoke inside the building because it's too cold to stand outside. You sir, deserve to have that cigarrette shoved up yer keister. If I used this logic, I'd fart in your cube because it's outside the bathroom and the stall is occupied. Do not start a war with me, sir, for there is a Taco Bell a mere block away, and you will regret it.