To you, Mr. Recyle Bin Content Retriever, who leaves my cardboard boxes nearly every week, despite the fact they are broken down, flattened, and bundled per instructions, I have such utter contempt that words escape me. I would most certainly enjoy beating the living crap out of you for just 10 minutes with whatever items I may find at my disposal in said recyling bin. And I'll bet my neighbors would like a chance at your shins, too.