Friday, May 02, 2003

The gal at the sporting goods store yesterday, who sold my wife a "brand new, just assembled bike." How often does a "brand new, just assembled bike" have mud between the wheel forks and handlebars that look like they were attacked by a pack of ninjas armed with 60-grit sandpaper. I got a Fraudulently Misrepresented beat down with your name on it.